Dry Counties in WV Eastern Panhandle

From: Poison Ivy Hedge (poizniv@gmail.com) | Date: 2005-01-24 14:38:58 UTC

There are two listed in LP's county of residence
And one of those is retired. I've been to the other one.

As for the county I'm moving to, there's one. And I already have it.

It's a dry county for sure.

LP you've been there for years. Where are all of yours?

Re: Dry Counties in WV Eastern Panhandle

From: Lady Hydrangea Prisspott nee Hedge (lady_prisspott@yahoo.com) | Date: 2005-01-24 16:28:36 UTC

Dearest Ivy,

As her Ladyship stated, other things draw ones attention. Uneasy lies
the head that wears the crown. The demands of Noblesse Oblige leave
little time for frivolity. Her Ladyship has indeed planted outside our
county of residence far more than within, but her Ladyship finds that
her box is rarely visited in the county whereas in the city her box
gets much much more attention. Perhaps now that you are moving to the
country your constant urging and coaxing will help enlarge her
Ladyship's P-ness. With you livign so near her Ladyship shall have to
strap on the old tool and get to work.

With dread,
LP

Re: Dry Counties in WV Eastern Panhandle

From: Poison Ivy Hedge (poizniv@gmail.com) | Date: 2005-01-24 17:04:17 UTC

"Lady" Prisspott,

There's no doubt in my mind that your box is highly trafficked.

I am merely suggesting that you stretch your legs a bit so that
others may also enjoy your talents.

I'll whip out my tool and press it in the rubber and perhaps together
we can make our dry counties wet.

P. Ivy

Re: Dry Counties in WV Eastern Panhandle

From: edwebbe (edwebbe@yahoo.com) | Date: 2005-01-24 18:43:41 UTC

This thread is strangely alluring and it makes me wonder how someone
in such a dry environment can have a large f and p-ness.